i actually got to use this line on someone for the first time the other week! LOL, it was hilarious (to me). they told me: "if you scratch my back, i'll scratch yours" and i said: "the funny thing about my back is...its located on my cock!" then i fell out. i finally got to use it! its been sitting in my back pocket for years and someone finally set me up to use it. LMAO.

i already can't wait to use it again the next time someone different asks me.

on another note, i finally set up an appointment with a therapist. let me tell you, BOA offers amazing benefits. i get my first three sessions absolutely free (no copay or nothing) then i am covered to go as many times as i want throughout the year, but i have to pay a $15 copay after the third free visit. that's not bad cause BOA gives us a $600 debit card to use for our copays each year (which is completely free to us). BOA has the best benefits ever, i swear. i get 24% off my sprint bill and we get discounts and reduced prices for like everything and the health benefits are just awesome. i think i pay like $25 a week, $100 a month for my health insurance and it is well worth it. even part time people get all these benefits. i don't ever want to leave BOA. i think once i find a full time job, i'm still gonna try to work part time for the bank just to keep the benfits. they have some positions that are only like 10 hours a week.

i'm trying to find a real job. soon. i ultimately want to end up out west, but idk. i need to do something soon.

so the therapy thing. i have my first appointment on tuesday. oh, and come to find out, my therapist graduated from gsu and told me that we can get free counseling at gsu each semester as students. well ok! but the problem is, i won't be a student after next semester, so i'll just stick with this chick i have. i wish i would have known this two years ago though. :-(

ok, ttyl.

-jenny

i'm sooo in LOVE with this game. gotta play it again real soon one of these weekends.



-jenn

PSA

This is a PSA for all of the men...

Fellas, if you run into a female that looks like this:



and this:



at another angle:



And just in case you weren't completely clear, here's a video of this thing in action. Again, DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH THIS THING!!!!

It's name is Kuato. It will make your penis sad:



That is all.

-courtesy of me,

jenny

and you know who else can get it? this guy:



he can GET IT all day.

and you know who else CAN NOT get it?? guys who wear brown hats with a green shirt/vest combo. WARM EARTH TONES are not for GROWN MEN!!! DENIED!!!

and you know who else CAN NOT get it?? guys named Mike Harris. #justsayin.

<3 jenny

I have been feeling extremely depressed lately. To the point where I want to cry. I've been so unhappy. i don't know what it is. its been this way for the past week or so. i hope i get over it soon though. its not a good look. i caught myself shedding a tear last night at work even because i was feeling so down. for no reason! i was on the verge of breaking down and crying hard for no reason at work last night. i had to stop and breath and calm down for a second. anyway...

so i'm planning on moving to new mexico within the next year. i'm really nervous about it and really excited. fresh start.

another new thing...ok, i've always been adamant about drake's fugliness. he was just not cute and i was never shy about saying it. however...drake has been stepping up his sexy. i am not mad at what he's talking about.



oh yeah. HE CAN GET IT. anytime any place.

i've been noticing how much in love with facial hair. whether it be stubble (heavy stubble though), a full mustache, a nice beard...i love it. it gets me hot. it represents manliness. and that's what i want, a rugged manly man.

i want a man with a really deep voice, a lot of facial hair, over 6 feet tall, HONEST, will laugh at my jokes and has jokes for me to laugh at, has an awesome job with benefits, has a car, no kids (not at this stage in my life), someone who doesn't have EX issues or baby mama drama.

when i move to new mexico, i'm gonna find me a native american man that fits the bill. i think i'll find him too. man, can you imagine me with a native american?? that would make for some really good looking babies! those baby would have hella cheeks too, lol. yeah, that sounds like a plan. i'll be on the hunt.

the prototype that i'm looking for?? this dude right here:



if anybody can get it...he can get it. more so than gavin degraw!!!

this fine piece of man here is Jason Momoa. he's 31, from hawaii, and he's part native american, german (what what!), irish (like my boo conan), and Hawaiin. he's 6'4 and dude is DOING IT! his eyes are gorgeous. and i cannot believe that Lisa Bonet booed this dude up. this is her boyfriend and baby daddy. lucky bitch.

he was in the movie "Johnson Family Vacation" (the clip below at around 0.37 seconds) but he's supposedly most known for "Stargate Atlantis" on SciFi (never seen it!).



so don't be surprised when you see a dude who looks like this on my arm out there in the new mexico desert.

you know one dude that can't get it?? this ugly dude right here:



DENIED!!! lil wayne is looking real rough in jail. NOT CUTE BOO!!!

i got most of these pics from mediatakeout.com by the way. i love that site now.

ok, before i go, there's one more dude that can get it. this guy, Brett Young.



yeah, HE CAN GET IT too.

he's a singer. i first heard one of his songs on an episode of the Real World and i was just like, "that sounds just like Gavin Degraw". i figured out who he was and listened to some of his music online. one of his songs, "Let it All In". i am so in love with this song. he sings the hell out of it. he did a cover of "Walking in Memphis", just like Gavin Degraw did, but guess who's was better? yep, my boo GDG...of course. i'm sure gavin could even sing "Let it all in" better than this dude, but i must admit that this dude is much cuter than gavin. sorry, boo!

here's brett's song that i am soooooo in love with right now.

Let it All In by Brett Young

ok, well all that sexiness lifted my spirits a bit. hopefully my mood will be lited for the rest of the day anyway, cause i really have been feeling shitty and depressed.

ta ta for now.

<3 jenny

this is a pic of my mom that i found on my sister's myspace page. i haven't seen her in years. i think this pic was taken around this time last year. i miss my mom. i gotta go to florida one day soon to visit. she got that asian eye. her eyes are wide open in this pic. they call my mom "red". she's a red bone. they called her "china doll" back in the day too. i get my eyes from her. i get my cheeks from my dad though. i think i got my teeth from my mom too cause all my brothers and sisters from her side have big teeth. my skin comes from my dad. my temper definitely comes from my mom. brains from my dad. independence comes from me.

-jenn

so after this semester, i only have nine more credits that i need to graduate. so i'll be graduating in may. that means i'll be free to apply to jobs...unless i still wanna try for medical school. but i'm not sure if i want to at this point. i just want to go ahead and get a career started. i'm gonna be 26 soon (damn!) and i don't think i can handle like 7 more years of school. i'll be around 33-ish and have a but load of debt to pay off.

by that time, i already wanna be married with a house and kids and be already established in a career. so i was thinking about all this and i think that after i get my masters in a few months, it's time to make big moves. over the past few days, i've been doing some research. i found TONS of jobs out west that i can actually do! jobs that only require that you have a master's in biology (experience is not required), so my hopes are really up right now. i think i'm going to start applying for those jobs around March. and hopefully by this time next year, i can be long gone from atlanta, georgia. i really only came back in 2007 to finish up school. i did plan on going to medical school here and working in the area, but atlanta wasn't as cracked up and great as i remember it being. i'm ready to peace out of this lame ass place. start fresh somewhere else. and the possibilities are really exciting to me.

so hopefully by this time next year, i'll be blogging in a new state and happy to be working in the science field and not being in school anymore. being a career student just isn't for me.

i'm 26. i'm a virgin. but again, i'm 26. i've wanted a family for a really long time. i come from a really big family. both my grandparents had over 10 kids a piece, i'm one of 11 kids. i want to have kids too. and if i don't get to have 10, that's fine too, i just want some. and i'm tired of meeting these loser "boys". i need to meet a good "man". these boys around here, especially georgia, are kinda wack. so are these old ass men that keep trying to holla. out west, i'll be looking for a 30+, mature man with a job (with benefits), car, his own place (house, not apt...30 is too old not to have your own house). i just can't deal with the immaturity these young dudes bring to relationships. and i can't have ex drama. as soon as i know of ex issues, i'm out. i can't do it.

but anyway, i've been working on revamping my resume to add by B.S. and then my M.S. and...i cannot tell you how EXCITED i am about finally getting to New Mexico and moving on. i'm only gonna renew my lease for 6 months in april and not for the typical year because i'm really not planning on being here. which means that packing now wouldn't entirely be out of the question.

well anyway, i've been enjoying my labor day weekend. i got quite a few things done. got a HELLUVA LOT of sleep. it's been a good weekend. hopefully next weekend will be just as awesome.

ok, gonna do some more cleaning then get some more sleep. peace y'all.

-jennifer

i was talking to sam the other day about that dude that's always dancing in downtown atlanta at five points. i was telling her that i hadn't seen him in months and lo and behold, she saw him the very next day! just gettting down. this is my absolute favorite video of him on youtube. i couldn't find any newer ones since the last time i looked, but this is still my favorite. he always hangs out right in front of the Sports Profile at the 5 Points Marta Station and he just kills it. i laughed so hard just now watching this video. everytime i see it, i bust my gut. anyway, here it is.



then i found this video on youtube. it's not that dude that is always dancing downtown, but this shit in this video happens every single day in downtown atlanta. this video was shot right down the street from georgia state, going towards aderhold. this video is hilarious.



lol, i love how in the beginning of this video when the crackhead first starts to dance, the cameraman says "just the good foot, just the good foot". lol! H.A.M.

bye!

-jenn

i've been rediscovering rachel ray's "$40 a day". me and sam used to watch this show on the weekends and during the summer at my apartment in charlotte. i really really really miss those times. but it comes on twice a day now on the travel channel. me and sam both can't stand the woman, she's so corny. she uses these made up words ("yum-o") and has this stupid ass laugh. and the number one pet peeve that i can't stand about her is that whenever they give her a lemon on the side of her glass of water or on the side of her plate with her fish, she ALWAYS!!!!! uses it!!! come on rachel! everytime?!?! it doesn't need to be used every time. she'll squeeze it in her water and on her fish. she's such a ho.

anyway, that got me to thinking about what chris rock said about her and that in turn got me thinking about torrey's little crush on her. here's the clip. its really bootleg, but its the only one i could find.



-jennifer

You know how a boxer keeps getting hit & they get hit 1 hard time and never fully recover from it? They keep trying to stand until they just lay down/give up.

I said once before that i wanted to have sex with a handful of people, but after thinking about it for a bit, i would be perfectly fine with just 1.

Well its official. I am now an Ordained Minister who can legally perform weddings and marriages throughout the U.S. How awesome and random is that? But its true

i have lived in a:

-house
-apartment
-duplex
-trailer home
-efficiency
-hotel
-car
-with family members
-foster home
-been homeless

i have lived in:
-germany
-texas
-arizona
-florida
-north carolina
-south carolina
-massachusetts
-georgia

my brothers are:
-israel
-c.j.
-alan
-josh
-t.j.
-mikey
-landon

my sisters are:
-jevonne
-sam
-katrina

i've had a few boyfriends:
-daniel
-lamar
-torrey
-lance

just thought i'd make some lists today.

my next list is gonna look like this:
-new mexico
-big effing house
-rich, handsome, doctor husband
-dog
-parrott
-nice sports car that goes from 1 mph - 60 mph in 2 seconds flat
-friends

of course, i want to add on to that list.

my next blog is gonna be a list of qualities that are in my perfect man...the one that's waiting on me to find him. i will one day. soon i hope.

-jenn

i don't think i'm gonna block my blog after all. i'll just be more ambiguous about my identity (not so much for others, especially people who want to act the fuck up). i've deleted my profile picture and i'll stop using my name.

also, i think i'll take a little hiatus from posting new blogs for a while. i need to take a breather.

so until then...

-jennifer

kids LOOOOOOOOVE chicken nuggets. and that's a fact! if they're under 5, they love chicken nuggets.

Daaaaaammnnn!!! I've never had this many random readers on my blog before. Uh, i'm thinkng this is going private effective really soon. Ok!

and i know i said i wouldn't mention this incident again, but i forgot one thing...

lance had just told me a couple of days ago how our exes were playing too big a role in our relationship. how our exes were ruining our relationship. lmfao!! boy was he right!! but only on his part, not at all on my part. so what...torrey left a couple messages on my blog that were a bit iffy, but this asshole was sending his ex emails confessing his deep love for her. what nerve!! lol. wow. he talked about how we need to not let our exes interfere with the relationship that he and i were building. i'm sorry, but he's one of the most selfish people i have ever met in my life. there, i'm done (hopefully!). just one time, one time i want this crap to happen to him, i really do. i want him to see how it feels. it sucks. what goes around comes around. i am a full believer in karma. ok, i'm done!

ttywigb.

-jenn

so vickey knows my situation now. that's embarassing cause vickey has a big mouth. she likes to tell people that have no business knowing my business, my business. but she asked about him and how he was doing and i had to tell her about his indiscretions with his ex. she was like, "wow, i thought he was the best of all your boyfriends. looks like he was the worst. or the second worst. we both know who the worst was." then she told me that i spend way too much time with my boyfriends and that in the future i need to give them less access to me. i guess i kinda agree with that. with every single one of my boyfriends, we always spend sooo much time together. i need to stop letting guys spend the night all the time and not come over to my place. we need to meet up somewhere if we want to hang out and, surprisingly, this is some advice that i will actually take from vickey in the future. she said i needed to be single for a long time and that i just jump into relationships. this is true also. it's just my pattern. i like the companionship. i like being with someone and having someone want me that i want back. but for real for real this time, i really do want to stay single for a while. and she said i needed to just date around more and not jump into a relationship too fast. but i actually did that with torrey and my most recent ex (i won't mention his name again). i talked to them for some weeks before i made it official, but i suppose it needs to be longer than that. she told me how black men are so coniving. true again. she told me i needed to not date a black man and get with another race. i think i should try that. black dudes ain't bout shit. well, most of them, i can't say all. hell, i need to drop men all together and get a girlfriend. but those bitches probably do the same thing as guys do. *sigh*

ok, back to sleep. i slept for the first time (after i wrote the previous blog) since yesterday's episode with my ex. sleep does a hell of a lot of good. i feel scores better than i did since yesterday and for the first time since then, i know i'm gonna be just fine.

ok, gonna take a nap then do some homework. ttyl.

-jenn

so i've been thinking a lot about having sex with a virgin lately. i think that two people giving up their virginities would probably be really lame in theory, but it SOUNDS really nice, doesn't it? two people who have never ever been intimate with any other person, wanting to share something that close for the first time together. i think that sounds really special.

every year i say i want to not be a virgin by the end of the year, but it never works. i think i've told myself that since i was like 21 or 22, but i just can never do it. the thing is, i'm going to be 26 on my next birthday (daaaamn!!! for reals?!?!) and i really, truly don't need to be a 26 year old virgin, i mean, look at me. i'm sexy, come on (in the words of mikeharris from mediatakeout which i am now becoming obsessed with).

on another note...the other day i realized something. i realized that the entire time that i was with lamar, my hair did not want to grow at all! i was so stressed being with him, my hair fell out a couple times when i was stressing over him. it wasn't good. but when i got with torrey, it really started to grow. and even after torrey, it's still growing. i just needed to get away from lamar. he was my hair's bad luck charm. i cut some bangs back in february and my bangs grew back out real quick. my hair is just getting longer and longer every day and i'm loving it!

sam and vickey and landon are in charlotte right now visiting josh and the baby. i am so jealous! well that'll be me in a couple weeks. and i am so excited to see her.

ok, gotta go.

ttywigb (figure it out)

-jennifer

i heard this song for the first time yesterday and...yeah...



Hmm...hmm...mmm...mmm...

Tonight is the night
That you make me a woman, mmm...
You said you’ll be gentle with me
And I-I hope you will, mmm...mmm...

I’m nervous and I’m tremblin’
Waitin’ for you to walk in
I’m tryin’ hard to relax
But I just can’t keep still, no

I can hear your car door slammin’
I wanna play big girl and put on a sexy smile
But I know so little about what love is
I just can’t help actin’ like a child

You’re knockin’ on my door and you’re ringin’ my bell
Hope you’re not impatient after waiting so very long
A whole year I put you off with my silly hang-ups
And we’re both old enough to know right from wrong

Tonight is the night
That you make me a woman, mmm...
You said you’ll be gentle with me
And I-I hope you will, hmm...mmm...
I’m nervous and I’m tremblin’
Waitin’ for you to walk in
Tryin’ hard to relax
But I just can’t keep still

Mmm...hey, baby
Ho, ho, baby
Ho...yeah...yeah...

Oh, but what if my mama should come home early
And catch us doin’ what we’re doin’
Not only will I never live it down
But my whole family relationship it’ll all be ruined
But we’ve gone a little bit too far now
Oh, to turn around
So let’s just pray
That true love is what we’ve found

Tonight, tonight
Tonight, tonight

Ho, I’ll never forget tonight
No, no, I’ll never forget tonight
That’s when you make me feel real, mmm...hmm...
You make me feel real, real good
Oh...oh...whoa...oh...oh...whoa...whoa...
Yeah, and I wanna thank your love
Said I’ve got to thank your love
‘Cause you make me feel good
And I love you, baby
I love you and I know it
And I ain’t too proud to show it
‘Cause I love you, baby
And I need you, baby
I want you, my love, my love
My, my, my baby
I’ll never forget tonight
No, I’ll never forget tonight
‘Cause you make me feel good
And I love you, baby
You make me feel real good
And I love you, baby
‘Cause you gave me
Uh, uh, pure love, yeah
Uh, uh, uh, pure love
Said I like that, baby
Uh, uh, pure love
Said I need that, sugar
Uh-uh-uh, pure love
There’s nothin’ phony about it
Uh-uh, pure love


Your love I can’t do without it
Uh-uh-uh, pure love, ooh

I love him, I know it
I ain’t too proud to show it
I love him, I know it
I ain’t too proud to show it
I love him, I know it
I ain’t too proud to show it
I love him, I know it
And I ain’t too proud to show it

Tonight, tonight
Tonight, tonight
Mmm...mmm...mmm...

Thank you
Thank you


-Jennifer