i really like my job, but the customers i could do without. they're really starting to piss me off. and now the store manager (my partner in crime and lawrence and mitch's uncle) is all mad cause the guy that i talked about in an earlier blog, lamont, the guy who keeps touching me, keeps stealing stuff but he can't catch him. i'm such a mole at work. i tell the store manager everything that lamont and a couple of other people that i don't like does and steals. i already got one heiffer fired (stephanie--i really didn't like her, she thought she was better than me), now i'm going for lamont. after he's gone, then i'll get rid of steve. i don't like steve either. every time i look up, he's staring at me. he's so fucking ugly and dumb. he's gotta be like 30 something, but i think something's wrong with him. he's so slow.

and so the customers are getting on my nerves. mostly the regulars. i need to wear a sign from now on that says "Do Not Fucking Tell Me How to Wrap a Plate, How to Bag Your Merchandise, What Tags are on Sale, and Do Not Ask Me to Double Bag Your Bag...I Have Been Working Here Longer Than You Have Been Shopping Here, I Know What I Am Doing. Thank You. -Jennifer" one day, i swear i'm just gonna take everybody out.

anyway, i gotta go do something different with my hair. these cornrows are getting really old and really old looking, i gotta go straighten it out now. well maybe tomorrow. i'm gonna shower then sleep...but after madtv and cheaters and jerry. good night. later.

-jenny "i'm about to lose my mind, up in here, up in here" jenn jenn

i need to lose weight. i feel so big.

i've had a headache all day from training these girls for the past two weeks for the new Value Village that's opening up next week. that was a mouthful.

i'm gonna go eat now. oh crap.

i can't wait til sunday so i can sleep in all day.

oh and "the grudge" comes out in like two weeks. i have to go see it. sarah michelle gellar and jason behr are in it so me and sam will see it the saturday after it comes out. that same day, i'm gonna get some work done. it's gonna be painful, but fun.

goodnight.

-jenny jenn jenn

my oldest brother israel has this thing for the big girls. now he can't be more than 160 himself but he likes the girls that are 300+. he showed me this picture book that he has of all of his old girlfriends in seductive poses. this book was full of all these big black girls just styling and profiling. it was really gross.

my second oldest brother c.j. has this kid by this mexican girl. the kid is 7 now but he looks like a baby still. he had hydrocephalus and he's still screwed up about it. i only met him once.

my other brother alan is in texas right now. he'll be in japan soon. he has a thing for the asians if you know what i mean.

my brother josh...i hope he graduates high school this year and does something about himself.

my sister sam is an albino...not really buti like to pretend that she is.

my brother t.j. is a little version of my brother josh.

i swear my sister katrina is gonna end up as a lesbian. she already told me so at the age of 9.

my brother mikey is so lame. he doesn't look like the rest of us, but i guess he is.

my brother landon, i miss him. he's pretty cool. he was so funny.

my sister jevonne, i really don't like her. she's a witch with a "b". i know i'm gonna end up fighting her. i don't know who she thinks she is, but...

anyway, that's it. i shared way more than i intended. i gotta go clean up now and get ready for work tomorrow. goodnight.

-jenny "if i had my mom's last name (Witchard) then i really would be a JennWitch" jenn jenn

so i went to work today. it was very uneventful.

there's been this white guy that's been coming in and he has this TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE acne! i swear to god, it's the worst crap i've ever seen in my life. this guy has pale skin and really red hair and he's really tall, but then scroll up to his face (that's so lame isn't it...i said scroll up to his face) and the skin around his nose is just so red and enflamed and all zit-ty. i swear the first time i saw him, i wanted to throw up. i even started gagging, i swear. he was kinda cute, but he just had the acne really bad. every time i see him, it just ruins my whole day and he's been coming in everyday lately. i really look forward to it tomorrow, really.

oh yeah, i gotta shave the dog tomorrow. he had mange, so i have to let the hair grow back even, so he's gonna get the lion cut tomorrow. anyway, i'm gonna go watch america's next top model now.

-jenny jenn jenn

i paid off like $400 in phone bills today and $200 in student loans. damn! i hate that so much. what a waste of $400. i'll know better next time. i won't get a phone cut on under my name for anyone else anymore. i'm so pissed off.

oh well. time to start saving back up.

-jenny "what a waste" jenn jenn

there's this guy at work, lamont. he calls himself having a crush on me. anyway, he always feels the need to keep his hands on me. he's always asking me if he can do all this stuff to me. i'm like, "hell no, my boyfriend says i'm not allowed to do that kind of stuff with other guys." and he's like, "well he's not here right now."

i'm seriously thinking about filing sexual harassment on him. ugh! he's so unattractive too. and he's old. well only 24, but too old for me.

anyways, i registered to vote. i feel so good about that too (i know, so lame). but i just gotta get to the polls in november now.

i caught up with an old friend today, leniqua. it feels good to do that every once in a while you know. there's that nostalgia again.

well i guess i should go find something productive to do since i don't have to go to work tomorrow. holla.

-jenny "so tired of it" jenn jenn

i was just thinking about this. when we were younger, i remember our dad being like really cheap (which of course he had to since he was raising four kids by himself) we used to have to take baths two at a time so it would be like me and alan and then josh and c.j. . whichever two took baths first were really lucky cause the last two had to get in the same bathwater. it would be all cold and dirty from the first two. and then i was the only girl there with my dad and three brothers in the beginning and having me bath with one of them...of course i didn't care at the time, but now it's kinda disturbing.

being the only girl, i guess i was spoiled a little. we would used to have to walk to wherever we went when we were younger cause my dad had no car, but my brother c.j. did have this bike so whenever we went anywhere, i would ride with my brother on the bike and my dad would walk alan and josh. i was such a tomboy. up until the end of middle school and the beginning of high school. i didn't play with barbies or dolls...i played with army men and toy cars and teenage mutant ninja turtles action figures. i remember me and alan and josh used to play with those action figures all the time. and then there were the video games. we were video game fiends. alan was always the best at it. he was really good. but it was nintendo, sega, super nintendo, all of the systems. i played in the dirt with my brothers and hung out with their friends.

i used to get into so many fights with little girls in elementary school. i was a little roughneck. i grew out of all of that though. yep, those were the days.

well, i'm gonna sleep...gotta get up soon for work. holla!
-jenny "those were the days" jenn jenn