So he told me that he hasn't gotten me flowers yet cause i haven't had sex with him yet. What a fucking tool. Damn porch monkey is acting the fck up. Whatevs.
I guess you don't get flowers unless you give him your flower, haha. You probably aren't laughing right now but I couldn't resist making that pun. But damn that was pretty cold. I wonder what conversation led to that?
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I guess you don't get flowers unless you give him your flower, haha. You probably aren't laughing right now but I couldn't resist making that pun. But damn that was pretty cold. I wonder what conversation led to that?
don't worry about all that...
no its just weird. You had to ask. But, I don't really wanna know I was just saying.
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