The Commitment Dilemma



this just hit something in me. i could definitely relate when i heard it. don't give up something great for 'new pussy'. 'commitment' might give you a headache every once in a while, but 'new pussy' can't cook! 'new pussy' ain't gonna take care of you when you're sick! just be patient, and you'll get the 'old pussy', only it's not old at all, it's 'new pussy'. you gotta think about life in the long term.

you know, "pussy" is like the dirtiest word ever. i can't even say it out loud without giggling. it's so raunchy.

jenny "new pussy can't cook!" jenn jenn