PSAThis is a PSA for all of the men...
Fellas, if you run into a female that looks like this:

and this:

at another angle:

And just in case you weren't completely clear, here's a
video of this thing in action. Again, DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH THIS THING!!!!
It's name is Kuato. It will make your penis sad:

That is all.
-courtesy of me,
jenny